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Return to sender, no forwarding order on file, unable to forward.
Watch for broken glass.
Do not stamp.
No entry after dark.
Your mileage may vary.
Post office will not deliver without postage.
Do not feed the animals.
Driver does not carry cash.
Lost ticket pays maximum rate.
One size fits all.
Caution: Knives are sharp.
Do not fold, tear or mutilate.
Pure all-natural fresh-squeezed orange juice from concentrate.
There is no medical facility on board.
Do not store near flame.
Tattoos done while you wait.
Do not spray in face.
Times approximate.
No purchase necessary.
Keep off the grass.
Restaurant package, not for resale.
Caution: Water on road during rain.
Colors may fade.
Employees and their families are not eligible.
List each check separately by bank number.
Contents flammable.
Not safe for pets.
Contents inflammable.
Drop in any mailbox.
Illegal to remove label.
This supersedes all previous notices applicable.
Less than 73.6% of the people using this product have side effects.
Shading within a garment may occur.
Some settling may occur.
Batteries not included.
Beware of dog.
May cause drowsiness.
No passes accepted for this engagement.
No outlet…one block ahead.
Do not place in magnetic field.
Do not stand on or near.
Eating rocks may lead to broken teeth.
Safe for carpets.
Do not open here.
Do not use while operating a motor vehicle or heavy equipment.
Do not drive or operate heavy machinery.
Limited time offer, call now to ensure prompt delivery.
Only use in well ventilated areas.
Contents may settle during shipment.
Objects in mirror may be closer than they appear.
Damages to shipment must be reported to courier at time of delivery.
Keep out of reach of children and teenagers.
Do not use near fire or flame.
May be too intense for some viewers.
Safe for pets.
All linens are not laundered after each guest.
Breaking seal constitutes acceptance of agreement.
Smoke present.
We are not responsible for safe delivery.
You may experience drowsiness.
Airbag may be harmful to passengers in an accident.
Caution: Hot beverages are hot.
Errors must be reported within 72 seconds.
Contestants have been briefed on some questions before the show.
Call toll free number before digging.
Sanitized for your protection.
Schedules may be cancelled at any time.
Sign here without admitting guilt.
The water may not be safe to drink.
Do not swallow nails, may cause irritation.
No Canadian coins.
Soil is radioactive.
List was current at time of printing.
Do not use if you suspect you may have a medical condition.
Do not use while sleeping.
No user-serviceable parts inside.
Your canceled check is your receipt.
Warning: When motor is running blade is turning.
Warning: Has been found to cause cancer in laboratory mice.
Do not write below this line.
If condition persists, consult your physician.
No anchovies unless otherwise specified.
Not affiliated with any known organization.
Remove child before folding.
Opens from inside.
Not guaranteed to work all the time.
Subject to change without notice.
This is not an offer to sell securities.
Edited for television.
No food or drink.
Do not discard used batteries.
Doors close at show time.
No trespassing.
For serious injuries, seek medical attention.
No other warranty expressed or implied.
Enter at your own risk.
Your receipt is your ticket.
Opens from outside.
Avoid contact with skin.
Watch for sink holes.
Keep voices low.
Not the Beetles.
Do not spray into electrical outlet.
Keep away from fire or flames.
Do not breathe fumes.
Keep hands and feet away at all times.
All sales final.
See label for sequence.
Use other side for additional listings.
Contains a substantial amount of non-tobacco ingredients.
For recreational use only.
For office use only.
Designed for light weight only.
Some of the trademarks mentioned in this product appear for identification purposes only.
Only at participating locations.
Do not insert into electrical outlet.
This website is meant for educational purposes only.
For external use only.
For off-road use only.
Some equipment shown is optional.
Booths for two or more only.
No refunds.
Do not eat toner.
Do not peel label off.
Do not use while sleeping or unconscious.
Do not use with other medications.
Prerecorded for this time zone.
No copying aloud.
First pull up, then pull down.
Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error or failure to perform.
Falling rock. Do not turn upside down.
No solicitors.
Light only in well ventilated room.
Slightly higher west of the Mississippi.
Watch for falling debris.
Use only in a well-ventilated area.
Not recommended for children.
Some assembly required.
Apply only to affected area.
Be sure each item is properly endorsed.
Postage will be paid by addressee.
No alcohol, dogs or horses.
Processed at location stamped in code at top of carton.
Keep cool; process promptly.
Caution: Automatic Door (push to operate).
Use only as directed.
Caution: Do not drive underwater.
Record additional transactions on back of previous stub.
List at least two alternate dates.
No postage necessary if mailed in the United States.
No transfers issued until the bus comes to a complete stop.
Void where prohibited.
Freshest if eaten before date on carton.
Reproduction strictly prohibited.
Please remain seated until the ride has come to a complete stop.
Watch your step.
Simulated picture.
No lifeguard on duty.
Not for highway use.
Not responsible for misuse.
Package sold by weight, not volume.
Penalty for commercial use.
Penalty for private use.
Penalty for use.
Growth hormones may be contained in this product.
Do not disturb.
We are not responsible for incidents related to this product.
Pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover.
Membership subject to approval.
Substantial penalty for early withdrawal.
You must be present to win.
Slippery when wet.
No exit.
Price does not include taxes.
May irritate eyes.
Replace with same type.
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